Showing posts with label Million Dollar Listing New York. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Million Dollar Listing New York. Show all posts

Aug 9, 2013

Luis D. Ortiz Isn't Gay, He's Straight and has a Girlfriend

Luis D. Ortiz is straight and he revealed that he is online dating on his recent Watch What Happens Live episode. He also is seeing a girl from Maxim's hometown hotties competition named Monica.


 I do think she's using him because she had him Instagram a picture of her on the night that he met her, which was only a week ago. Luis is the nicest, well the only nice cast member of Million Dollar Listing New York. I watch the show for him. Hopefully he'll get a good girlfriend who loves him for who he is as a person, and not what he has.

Jun 5, 2013

Luis D. Ortiz: Pictures of Bravo's Million Dollar Lister

Luis D. Ortiz is adorable. Maybe I would have sex with him, but I'd need to see what he's packing first because he's short. But short guys sometimes pack heat. You just never know. I'm jealous of his super thick, really long and curled eyelashes, his bleached teeth and his dark lips. Ortiz is like a Latin Justin Bieber. He's pretty!

Ryan Serhant Bio

Eh, Ryan Serhant is the arrogant mannequin come to life on Million Dollar Listing. He's one of the most unlikeable reality TV personalities around because he's either behaving completely immaturely, or like he has a large stick up his a$$.


Ryan is a frat boy from Hamilton College. He worked as an actor on As The World Turns before infiltrating the competitive NYC real estate market.

Serhant is a "nationally recognized real estate expert" who has been quoted in popular magazines and newspapers. He is only 28 years old, and unlike Luis D. Ortiz, we know this guy is straight. He's too repulsive to be gay.

Bravo's resident douchebag also pens a real estate column and serves as a correspondent on various television programs. None of which I've ever seen. Does anyone like this guy?

Luis D. Ortiz Bio

Luis Ortiz, the new "IS HE GAY OR IS HE STRAIGHT?" castmember of Million Dollar Listing: New York. The pocketsize Puerto Rican with light colored eyes and a contagious laugh. Ortiz is "straight" but he definitely would have fooled me. Luis and his twin brother told their parents that they were going to the beach but they secretly left for America instead.


Luis began pursuing real estate in 2008 but has a background in Finance and Film Directing. After a successful run in 2008, Ortiz began focusing on sales in 2009. In 2010 Ortiz began working for Synergy NYC, grossing more than $75 million in equity and off-market sales.

At the ripe age of 26, Ortiz serves as Vice President at Keller Williams in NYC. That picture above doesn't do him justice. He looks like a beautiful lesbian here.